Quotes OF THE WEEK

‘I wouldn’t use the term joint rule… but it does involve real and meaningful involvement of the Irish Government .’ Taoiseach Leo Varadkar, expresses his intention to use the provisions in the Good Friday Agreement for governance in the North should power-sharing talks fail

‘These supposed innovations in our society have gone crazy.’ Fr Gerard Deegan, of Beaumont Parish on the decision not to allow Christmas cribs in the wards or reception area of Beaumont Hospital

‘It’s time to live and let live.’ Humanist Ireland, which also disagrees with the decision at Beaumont Hospital

‘We need rings?’ Matt Murphy and Michael O’Sullivan, two friends who got married this week to avoid inheritance tax, when asked by the registrar if they had rings

‘New year’s resolution; renew nice burgundy Irish passport, get nice burgundy Irish passports for both my daughters.’ Sharon Horgan, writer, director and Irishwoman in Britain where passports will now be blue

‘The wedding of Harry and Meghan in May next clashes with the Connacht Sheep Shearing Championships in Corofin, Co. Galway.’ Declan Varley, editor of the Galway Advertiser

‘I don’t think I’ve got bad taste. I’ve got no taste.’ Graham Norton, broadcaster and comedian

‘I love playing villains, they’re so much more interesting than nice people. It’s so easy, it comes naturally.’ Actress Jennifer Saunders

‘I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humour, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card,’ Victoria Beckham, former Spice girl- turned-fashion designer