Quotes OF THE WEEK

‘How will it be received in England? I don’t know. Maybe they will start disliking us again.’ Stephen Rea, actor, on his new film, Black 47, about the Famine

‘I call a moratorium on dance shaming. I love a good dance meself.’ Dara Ó Briain, sticking up for British prime minister Theresa May over her embarrassing dancing on an Africa trip

‘I am manager of one of the greatest clubs in the world, but I am also one of the greatest managers in the world.’ José Mourinho, Manchester United boss, after his team lost 3-0 at home to Tottenham

‘When is a good time to tell Dec that I’m scared of everything that moves?’ Holly Willoughby, on replacing Ant McPartlin for the upcoming season of I’m A Celebrity

‘We gather here to mourn the passing of American greatness.’

Meghan McCain, eulogising her father, Senator John McCain, who died a week ago

‘I’ve worked out that if I lined up every drink I’ve ever had, the row of glasses would stretch beyond two and a half miles.’ Adrian Chiles, TV presenter, coming to terms with the fact that he might have a drink problem

‘There’s never enough time to do nothing.’ Daniel Radcliffe, star of the Harry Potter movies

‘She had the voice of a generation, maybe the voice of a century.’ Bill Clinton, former president, paying tribute to Aretha Franklin at her funeral service this week

‘I think I can only handle one [celebrity] in the relationship, and I need to be it.’ Christina Aguilera, on why she won’t date other famous people