Tuesday talk

1.

We totally understand that some fans have placed their sporting heroes on a pedestal from which they will never be removed. However, there are occasions that ought to be treated with some seriousness. What’s with the autograph signing at a session convened to rule on someone’s actions, the outcome of which could take one out of the game for a long time?

2.

The neighbour who so publicly complained about the noisy resident who was on a party binge can now breathe easier. Her multimillion-dollar mansion is almost complete, and she will not have to hear that noise again as she is moving on.

3.

Pot parties are expected to get more popular as society’s rich indulge in their every fancy. The recent one held in the hills was certified fabulous. Never mind that some participants could not move after inhaling.