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Jamaica Gleaner - - SEX & RELATIONSHIPS - Krysta.an­der­son@glean­erjm.com

I’ve been a re­ally nice girl­friend this year, so that has earned me a spot on the naughty list. Be­ing naughty is much more fun! And when you’re naughty, you get all the ‘gifts’ from your Santa, even a lit­tle bonus, for not hold­ing back.

– S.F., fe­male, 26

I’m on the nice list, I guess. I’m try­ing to set­tle down and stop the fool­ish­ness now. – A.B., male, 25

I am on the I de­serve all my heart’s de­sire list! So, that makes me nice. In fact, 2016 has been a rough year, but I think I’ve grown so much in all as­pects and have main­tained such a pos­i­tive out­look on life that I de­serve to be on EV­ERY nice list out there. – S.C., fe­male, 33

I’m on the naughty list be­cause the things I do and want to do to my girl­friend aren’t so nice (in a good way). – G.W., male, 30

I’ve been in-be­tween naughty and nice be­cause my pri­vate life has been noth­ing but naughty, but pub­licly I’m nice, but they say Santa knows the truth, so I’ll let him de­cide. – C.W., fe­male, 27 I’m on the naughty list be­cause I’m a bad boy. – P.P., male, 33 This year, I have been ‘hella’ nice but if Santa comes down my chim­ney, he might be putting me on his naughty list. – V.R., fe­male, 28

Well, I did some things that were con­sid­ered naughty but in the end, those ac­tions made me and some­body else happy, so that’s nice. But it can’t be called nice if naughty was the means to get­ting to it. Or can it? I guess it’s safe to say I’ve been both naughty and nice. – J.M., fe­male, 29

I’ve been re­ally nice and I find that I have been ex­tra nice, con­sid­er­ing I’ve re­cently got mar­ried and we both mi­grated. So in try­ing to make her as com­fort­able as pos­si­ble by cush­ion­ing some of the gaps we have been ex­pe­ri­enc­ing, I’ve not only got closer to her, but learned to ap­pre­ci­ate her in a whole new way.

– R.C., male, 32

I’ve been too nice! But that’s go­ing to change (in a good way). Although, does learn­ing I was preg­nant 16 weeks in count as be­ing naughty? – M.L., fe­male 29

Noth­ing I’m proud of but I may have had a mo­men­tary stint on the naughty list. But thank God, I have not gone full ‘bad boy’. Not my style any­way. I’ve man­aged to reel my­self back in and I’m hap­pier for it too. Women are my weak­ness but my ul­ti­mate kryp­tonite is my lady. I’m on her naughty list all year round.

– D.S., male, 26

Krysta An­der­son •

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