Love animation

WHEN WE were young, classic bedtime stories and some cartoons were our ideas of fun. But then we traded our boyish and girlish charm to live in a man’s or woman’s world, leaving all imagination behind.

So let’s go back into time and get innovative when it comes to affairs of the heart, shall we? Here are a few revamped ways you can engage in animated love for this Valentine’s Day.

ALADDIN

Wasn’t Aladdin and his carpet the coolest? So why not be your man’s Jasmine and go into cruise control, riding his carpet all night long? And remember that genie in the bottle? If you rub gently, fellas, I’m sure your lady love could work out a special arrangement to grant you three erotic wishes.

RAPUNZEL

Caught up in the hustle and bustle of the real world, sometimes we forget to sit back, relax and unwind. So for this Valentine’s Day, let your hair down like Rapunzel and have your prince tug and pull on your mane as he climbs his way to cloud nine and beyond.

CINDERELLA

Rescue her from her wicked stepmother and stepsisters, whether those are represented by work or family, take her on a romantic date and give her a night of enchantment. Who knows? She may be the owner of the glass slipper you were looking for all of your life.

PRINCESS AND THE FROG

Now, I know what you’re thinking: Tiana was a brave one to be kissing a frog, right? But guess what, he turned out to be a handsome prince. So for this Valentine’s Day, step out of your comfort zone and give that secret admirer who isn’t so secret a chance. You never know what that night might have in store for you.

TARZAN

Body chiselled to perfection, Tarzan deserved to be the king of the jungle, so ladies, don’t hesitate to be his Jane and seductively swing from one limb of his body to the other. If he approves, he’ll definitely show it by pounding his chest and yelling in ecstasy.

SNOW WHITE

Be the prince that awakens your Snow White’s fantasy. The story ended with a kiss, but you can take it further by stepping up to the plate and making a home run.

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

This title really speaks for itself, when it comes to women taking charge in the pursuit of pleasure. In a plot twist, however, ladies, be sure to huff and puff and blow his house down.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

Men, bring out your inner beast this Valentine’s and treat your beauty to some sweat-dripping, teeth-clenching, stamina-building physical activities all night long.

THE LITTLE MERMAID

The classic tale of two lovers from two different worlds making it work can apply to you, too. Combine your varying tastes in the bedroom, and fellas, take your love for her down under – under the sea, that is *wink*.

POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN

Men, be like Popeye and eat your spinach, whatever that may be, and exercise your prowess to impress your Olive. In no time, you would have intoxicated her with your charm, becoming her cocktail as she swims in a sea of your martini.