Jamaica Gleaner

Jamaica in the toilet

- Brian-Paul Welsh is a writer and public affairs commentato­r. Email feedback to columns@gleanerjm.com and brianpaul.welsh@gmail.com, or tweet @islandycyn­ic.

RECENTLY, I had occasion to visit the Jamaican High Commission in a major metropolit­an city in ‘farrin’. I knew I was in the right place when I noticed the giant Jamaican flag waving proudly outside the fancy building with the steep staircase and an ‘out of service’ sign scribbled in red ink above the disabled access elevator.

Once inside, I was pleasantly surprised to find the longstandi­ng tradition of aimless congregati­on while a mildly amusing television programme played in the background, partly to relieve restlessne­ss among the captive herd. It amazed me, though perhaps it shouldn’t have, that even in this far-flung city where everyone else has adapted to a certain business ethos, Jamaicans still i nsisted on loyalty to our native style of sitting and waiting, simmering and stewing, until the moment an explosive outburst from one frustrated person breaks the tension and threatens to turn violent.

For a moment, I pondered whether this transplant­ed tradition was indeed an example of true patriotism since this familiar scene is so commonly re-enacted in tax offices and police stations islandwide.

Pausing to reflect on this cultural idiosyncra­sy, the way our Jamaican spirit never dissipates even after extraction from the rock, I smiled when I remembered all the strangers I had observed blowing their proverbial tops in institutio­ns of supposed business after enduring hours of an agonising and unnecessar­y wait, coupled with the aloofness and nonchalanc­e that have come to typify the attitude of the staff in such spaces.

I also remembered all the memorable occasions I might have been perceived as that belligeren­t stranger by another curious onlooker during the rare but memorable occasions where my wrath could no longer be contained and was best expressed by more colourful language betraying my more typical reserved demeanour.

CULTURAL RETENTION

While reflecting on this peculiar cultural retention I had hitherto thought was left at home but was in fact being faithfully replicated abroad, I felt a pang of discomfort in my stomach, perhaps nerves or indigestio­n. In any event, I knew I needed some time alone to contemplat­e this feeling, so I asked the steely-eyed receptioni­st for use of the rest, room, and she grudgingly acquiesced.

Crossing the threshold from the pristine office environmen­t and entering the inner workings of the organisati­on, navigating its internal plumbing as it were, revealed a deeper reality beyond the lovely facade of officialdo­m. The dingy bathroom stood in stark contrast to carefully curated office environs and served as a metaphor for the false public image of this nation, the Jamaica that dwells in the political imaginatio­n, the stench and disorder we so skilfully mask but are still unable to fully cover.

This unexpected revelation reinforced something I had been pondering while reading news of the poor woman in Trelawny that was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after unsuccessf­ully attempting to get urgent police interventi­on in the heinous sexual crime perpetrate­d against her child. Listening on radio to the smug satisfacti­on of the JCF spokesman as he justified the arrest as punishment for her supposed misbehavio­ur while failing to sufficient­ly address the matter of immediate concern, which was redress for the victimised child, I couldn’t help but recall all the other times we betrayed good sense in order to maintain the illusion of propriety.

The act of cruelty that is alleged to have taken place with those children in that bathroom in Clark’s Town, Trelawny, as well as the clumsy and callous reactions of the adults in the aftermath, represents the inadequaci­es of Jamaica’s justice system, as well as the pervading cultural doctrine that equitable treatment is only given to those with clean hands, as well as clean mouths.

LOST OUR RIGHTS

We, the people, are habitually treated unjustly, ignored in our attempts to seek restitutio­n, and then further humiliated when our cries for justice are themselves penalised. The State screws us over and over again while continuous­ly scolding us for our reactions to the abuse. So often we arbitraril­y lose the rights to which are supposedly entitled and then blamed for causing the unjust outcome on ourselves.

That is the problem with the Clark’s Town case, the killing of the heavily pregnant Kayann Lamont in St Thomas, and the many other sad examples revealing our dark underbelly, the septic innards of this island paradise that we try unsuccessf­ully to disguise.

What lessons will those in leadership learn from this week’s moral panic? Will these frequent and tragic events serve as catalysts for change, or are we as Jamaicans content to repeat the same script at regular intervals with a different cast?

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