Heat is on for Christmas

Add warmth to the chill of the Christmas night by engaging in a few of the extracurricular activities in the ‘bed, bath and beyond’.

’TWAS THE night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring ... you know the rest. But why not, though? Why aren’t you getting busy mistletoe kissing, jingle bells rocking, chimney jumping, Mr and Mrs Claus loving? Add warmth to the chill of the Christmas night by engaging in a few of the extracurricular activities in the ‘bed, bath and beyond’.

BARE IT ALL IN BED

Are you accustomed to sleeping beside your lover with your clothes on? Try stripping down and using no essentials more than a comfortable blanket and each other’s bodies to boost that temperature and get the after-party started.

SEXTING

This is the era of social media, so instead of waiting to get the engines revving by a steamy showtime, you can run a sensual preliminary segment by texting nice and naughty bits to your significant other.

SULTRIFYING DATE NIGHT

Ladies, this one is particularly for you. Create the occasion, it can’t get any more special than Christmas season, then find the sexiest LBD (little black dress), pull out the nicest heels and break out your sweetest scent. But before that, pamper yourself with a manicure and pedicure so that you can stand out and have a lasting effect on your mister. Men, we won’t leave you out: tap into your inner suave, suit up, armed in your nicest cologne and unleash on your miss bliss. She will have no choice but to surrender.

CAMOUFLAGE YOUR LINGERIE

Spice things up by placing the element of surprise beneath regular clothes. Take control of the wheel and invite him for a drive, taking turns on the hunt as he discovers your hidden treasure.

GAMES AND TOYS

Nothing says ‘caliente’ than toys and games of the passionate persuasion. Make it an event and shop together, working your way up to playing with your main prize: each other.

STIMULATE EMOTIONS

Many, mostly men, are of the view that great intercourse is all about the destination and not the journey. Sometimes, a physical orgasm is empty if it is void of emotions. So make an attempt to stimulate her emotionally first and see if doesn’t drive her wilder than usual.

CHANGE OF SCENERY

Who enjoys looking at the same four corners of the wall, while you bump and grind your way to a transfixed state of euphoria? Change the scenery: it might mean moving from the bedroom to your shower, cook up some loving in the kitchen, seduce in the sofa or on the carpet, entertain erotica on the veranda or get naughty in the great outdoors. The risqué possibilities are endless.

DESTINATION BAECATION

Let’s upgrade the location a smidge. Maybe what you need to increase the heat is to leave the home entirely. Plan a ‘baecation’ with you boo and live your best life to exotic proportions.

BONUS ROUND: GROCERY SHOPPING

Time to go back to basics. The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. So, switch up the weekly grocery shopping list to include whipped cream, chocolate syrup, cherries, strawberries, grapes, the works. And create unimaginable, uncontrollable fireworks.