ISAAC ASIMOV’S SUPER QUIZ

Take this Super Quiz to a PhD. Score one point for each correct answer on the Freshman Level, two points on the Graduate Level and three points on the PhD Level.

SUBJECT: LOONEY TUNES CHARACTERS

(e.g., His catch phrase is “What’s up, doc?” Answer: Bugs Bunny.)

FRESHMAN LEVEL

1. His signature catch phrase is “Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I’m hunting wabbits.”

2. He ended many shorts with “Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!”

3. He repeatedly attempts to catch the Road Runner.

GRADUATE LEVEL

4. This character’s signature line is “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!”

5. This French skunk is constantly in search of love and appreciation.

6. He is a black duck noted for a lisping voice and zany behaviour.

PHD LEVEL

7. He is depicted as a tall, overweight rooster with a Southern accent.

8. His wife addresses him as Claude, but he is commonly referred to as Taz.

9. He is depicted as a gun slinging prospector or cowboy with an intense hatred of rabbits.

ANSWERS FOR TUES, NOVEMBER 12:

1. Jacob Marley. 2. Brer Rabbit. 3. Stuart Little. 4. School teacher.

5. Atticus Finch. 6. Pride and Prejudice. 7. Harry Potter series.

8. Achilles. 9. The Catcher in the Rye.

SCORING:

18 points – congratulations, doctor; 15 to 17 points – honours graduate; 10 to 14 points – you’re plenty smart, but no grind; 4 to 9 points – you really should hit the books harder; 1 point to 3 points – enrol in remedial courses immediately; 0 points – who reads the questions to you?