MAN SAYS ALIEN TOOK HIS VIRGINITY

Bakery makes X-rated cake

Aman has claimed he lost his virginity to an alien.

David Huggins, now 74, made the claims while appearing on This Morning on Monday, and he said that he first started seeing the extraterrestrials when he was only eight.

A few years later when he was 17, he met another of the alien race who, he revealed, was called Crescent, who he says he lost his virginity to.

He said: “I heard someone say, ‘David — behind you,’ and I turned around and this little hairy guy came towards me and his eyes were glowing

Abakery was left embarrassed after accidentally creating an X-rated cake. Nadia Cakes — a popular bakery in America — tried to create a geode rock-inspired cake and was hoping people would be impressed by the pin colours and style, the Mirror Online reports.

However, after posting an image of the cake to its Instagram account, people started to see similarities between the dessert and a vagina.

One user wrote: “To be fair, it’s a very pretty vagina cake.”

And another said: “Does it and he terrified me. “I ran to the barn and when I turned back he was running back into the woods. I went back to the barn later on that day and he was hidden behind tree. “She [Crescent] wears a wig, but she has black hair, large, black eyes, and a very pale face. The body looks quite human, and I think she has quite long fingernails.” the come with instructions for proper handling?”

Nadia Cakes has pinned the image on its Twitter account and has revealed that it isn’t a vagina.

Nadia Cakes then wrote on the social media accounts: “*At manager’s (sic) meeting on Monday*

“‘Well, once again we’ve underestimated our customer’s (sic) ability to see genitals in our baked goods. Let’s put that cute mushroom cake we had planned in the ‘do not make’ file’.”

The post has been shared more than 13,000 times and has received around 5,000 comments.