COVID doesn’t care about religion

Dear Pastor,

A person’s spiritual beliefs do not protect you from COVID-19, unfortunately. Now, if you do not think there is a risk, or you are not concerned, then there is no reason to wear your mask in church, or anywhere for that matter.

The Government officials are trying to save lives and potential suffering. There is no way to detect folks who are asymptomatic and may be spreading the virus, and that’s why isolation for a couple of weeks is most appropriate.

The penis is not essential for sex. There are numerous, effective tools to accomplish sexual satisfaction. Even if a child is required, if impotence is the only issue, then that can also be accomplished.

If you love the person most things can be worked out.

R.

Dear R.,

Every sober, well-thinking, and conscientious person should know that the steps taken by government officials to limit the spread of COVID-19 is in the best interest of the country.

It would not do the country any good to attack the Government on the steps it has taken to protect the citizens of Jamaica. What is needed is for everyone to cooperate.

Concerning the matter of the penis, I don’t know why you have raised this topic. I can only say that any man who is unable to function sexually with his penis often thinks of himself as one who has lost his manhood.

Such a man would spend all his money on doctors to be able to ‘function’. Very often, women don’t have much sympathy for men who are unable to function using the penis.

Pastor