Women keep taking me for a fool

Dear Pastor,

I greet you and your family members in the mighty power of your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

I just want you to know that only Jesus can and will cover you, me and everyone from this deadly coronavirus under his blood. Let us all trust God and live. I am looking for a good Christian woman. I am a chef and I also have experience in gardening and landscaping, but I am not working at the moment. I am a songwriter and an up-and-coming gospel recording artiste. I was born on October 20, 1970, so I am a LibraN. I am 5’ 9’’ and I am 155 pounds. I am a very nice easygoing person to deal with and I have never hit or beat a woman. I don’t believe in that. I am a true lover. I am neither a beater nor a fighter. I do not know any relatives. I grew up with foster parents and I went to a child care facility. I am hoping to find my parents. I have been in three different relationships and I have built three houses. But I had to walk away from these houses because they were built on lands that were not my own and the women now live with men in these houses, so I lost everything. I have always been praying to God for a good woman. I need a true Christian wife. I would never lie to a true woman. I will be getting baptised soon.

D.S.

Dear D.S.,

You say that you are not working right now, so how are you going to support a wife? You said that you built three houses and you lost all three of them because they were built on lands that were not your own. That is a bit unfortunate. Not one house but three! Women have really made a fool of you. Their men have been enjoying your labour because they are now living in these houses, but you want to start over. I don’t know if there is any woman who would want to take that risk of becoming involved with you. So we publish this letter and if there is any desperate woman who would love to get involved with you, we will let you know. Believe me brother, I mean you well.

Pastor