Sniper Prophet finds big bumper woman
Clergyman Jahmar Watson, who has been on the hunt for a sex-craze woman, believes he has found his ‘Mrs White Liver’.
Watson, who uses the moniker Sniper Prophet, has been dating a new beau, Tracey, since February 12, and can’t wait to find out if her appetite for love-making is unquenchable.
The controversial clergyman, who said he recently separated from his wife, has insisted that his next partner be someone to “give me sex every single morning”.
“The only days out is when she is on her period. My sex drive is high and my woman must have white liver, like myself,” he said.
Sniper Prophet’s desire to locate his ‘Mrs White Liver’ was published in this newspaper two days before Valentine’s Day. That day he called an organisation to conduct a business transaction and his spiritual energy told him that Tracey was single and available.
“I liked her voice, yuh done know mi a spiritual man already, and mi can read yuh up by the sound of your voice. Mi tell her to take my number and call mi. She did kind of hesitant because of work policy, but mi convince her because mi full of charm,” Watson said.
A few days later Watson said he visited her offices and his eye popped right out. He said he was instantly attracted to the ‘big bumpa gyal’.
“Mi say the girl round up and have an ass. Her bumpa cock up round deh to the point where mi one eye jump. Mi and her a talk and she said she grow up in the church but she had backslidden That nuh bother mi still, because mi don’t want any more Christian woman. Mi want a girl inna the world and mi will bring her over. Her nose pierce and ting and mi really love it. She look cute with it because she have straight nose. She’s a nice little browning,” Watson said.
The controversial Watson operates The Ark of the Covenant Prophetic Ministries and does daily sermons online. He said he is abiding by biblical principles and as a result, he and his new partner has not yet had sexual intercourse, but he looks towards that special moment after they are married.
“She demonstrates a character of maturity and although it has not been fully two weeks, she treat mi good. She ensure that I get my dinner every evening. We nuh have intercourse but mi nah go lie, mi kiss har and mi na go tell yuh say mi hand stay at mi sides all the time,” he said between laughter.
Tracey, who is the less talkative of the couple, said it was not unusual for males to call and flirt with her during business hours. She stated that she would politely decline whenever they requested her number but on this occasion, she ‘bent to pressure’.
“This is not my thing but he was so funny over the phone he made me laugh, so we continued the conversation after work. I had no idea who he was or anything. He came to my workplace after to conduct business and I like what I saw, and from that we are just getting to know each other and enjoying each other’s company,” she said.
“We are still in the getting to know each other stage but I am his girlfriend. I have not come public as yet and show my face because of a situation with his ex, and also because we are still knowing each other. So far, everything is going good. He tells me he likes my piercing but I also told him that if he wants me to remove it I will,” Tracey added.