“I’m fine. I just played like crap.”

TIGER WOODS, golf player

CHRISTCHURCH: The drums are beating for a breakdancing, surfer dude to coach the world champion All Blacks after Scott “Razor ” Robertson guided the Canterbury Crusaders to their ninth Super Rugby crown.

The laidback 43-year-old, who likes nothing better than to be among the waves, has built a phenomenal record as a rugby coach when ashore.

The Crusaders’ 37-18 victory over the Golden Lions in Christchurch on Saturday gave him two Super titles from his two years in charge of the side and an impressive 34-3 win-loss record.

After a standout playing career which included 23 Tests for the All Blacks and four Super crowns with the Crusaders, Robertson’s first head-coaching role was with Canterbury in 2013 and they won the New Zealand premiership.

In 2015, he guided the Junior All Blacks to win the Under-20 World Championship, and when his teams win the big matches, Robertson’s unorthodox nature comes to the fore as he celebrates with his trademark breakdancing routine.

“He’d be the perfect next, next All Blacks coach with a few more Super Rugby coaching years behind him and perhaps also a bit of international experience,” wrote New Zealand Herald rugby writer Gregor Paul.

When Robertson next renews his contract with the Crusaders “it could include a get-out clause to accommodate a switch” to the All Blacks should Steve Hansen step down after the 2019 World Cup, suggested Fairfax Media’s Richard Knowler.

With his unkempt hair and happy-go-lucky persona, Robertson does not fit the established coaching mould.

He has had to combat dyslexia and gets his message across as a “bullet-point and pictures man.”

Current All Blacks coach Hansen describes him as unique.

“He’s his own man, Razor — he’s different,” Hansen said, adding he bring “an infectious excitement with him.”

Robertson may be unorthodox, but his coaching credentials cannot be questioned, with rugby always on his mind.