Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Fox Movies, Astro Ch 413/HD Ch 433/unifi TV Ch 401, 10pm

This schlocky dark fantasy film by MTV Films stars former Bond girl Gemma Arterton and least useful Avenger Jeremy Renner as witch hunting siblings Hansel and Gretel. When they were younger, the duo was captured by a cannibalistic witch in a gingerbread house who fattened them up to be eaten, until they shoved her in the oven, earning their first kill as witch hunters. Like Sam and Dean of Supernatural, they work through their childhood trauma by hunting witches.