Fame&infamy Netting

> Wrong postings might not be all bad as some can have a happy ending or bring instant online celebrity status to the sender

SO WHAT if I answered a kid’s “Where do babies come from?” question with “3D printers”? It’s not a lie, it’s just … anticipating a probable future truth.

Technology is amazing. Dads can get home from work, flop in their favourite chairs in their oldest underwear, pick their toenails – and simultaneously be livestreamed by their children as global entertainment.

Me: “I don’t think the world wants to see this.” Child: “You’d be surprised.” I mentioned this at work and a colleague told me of a woman who had achieved fame through highly unlikely use of technology.

Christine McMorrow of the US state of Massachusetts posted almost 10,000 comments on a newspaper website without making the slightest impression on human society.

Recently, she was using her phone’s speech-to-text function to dictate yet another bland comment when a friend turned up – and their conversation accidentally went straight into the New York Times comment section.

The text that was posted under her name was this: “Zero optimism that the Democrats can ever regain hello hi oh you’re there are you outside oh well let me come to the door I’m icing my knee and I’m hard boiling some eggs I’ll turn them off and then will do our meeting …”

It went on and on in the same vein for many lines.

The post was widely celebrated and the New York Times magazine declared it “the best comment of the year”.

Another colleague told me that a reporter at the US National Public Radio last month wrote a Facebook post describing his cute baby looking at some cats, but accidentally uploaded it as a news item on the station’s Facebook page.

It turned out to be one of the popular news reports of the day.

“Sometimes you just need to look at a baby smiling at a cat,” said one news junkie.

But perhaps the best happytech-accident story of the week came from the UK.

A woman named Emma Perrier fell in love with an internet conversation partner who was a handsome 34-year-old man, judging by the photograph he showed.

After six months of romance, he still refused to meet her faceto-face.

Yes, you guess right. He turned out to be a creepy old man who had stolen a photo of an actor and used as his own.

Yet the story, reported by The Atlantic magazine, has an extra happy ending.

Emma wrote to the actor to tell him that his photo was being used – and he fell in love with her. Thank you, creepy old man! However, some tech mistakes can be dangerous.

This summer in the Philippines, the president’s office accidentally broadcast a bit of a superhero movie, Logan, on their esteemed leader’s Facebook page.

President Rodrigo Duterte is famous for his merciless “ohlook-all-the-suspects-diedresisting-arrest” anti-drug campaign.

Meanwhile, Logan is about a superhero who manages to finally defeat evil by taking an overdose of a powerful drug. A coincidence, of course.

Anyway, going back to creepy old men, is there a pay-per-view site of lazy dads in their underpants cutting their toenails?

As a deeply moralistic, prudish person, I most sincerely hope not.

Unless, of course, they send me fame, fortune and a large cheque. One has to be practical, right?

Nury Vittachi is an Asia-based frequent traveller. Send ideas and comments to lifestyle.nury@ thesundaily.com.