New Era

Genocide - Give to Caesar what’s Caesar’s

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The sun’s yellowish feelers lit the horseneck shaped hills, as we flatten numerous cow doo-doo shacks.

“Let’s mark the cow-feces plastered huts with a cross,” I said.

“Each swinging-door hut needs to pay one steelcoate­d penny,” said the governor, inspecting the termites-ridden fluttering doors.

Then, we banged door to door, and wakened the snorting natives. We handed slips with a matching red number of each hut.

“This is a one-hutone-man policy,” I said. “The Kaiser had ordered this housing policy,” the governor crooned.

“My three wives can’t sleep inside one hut,” said Chief Joseph, pit yawning.

“You’ve to pay three reddish-brown coins for each hut,” I said.

“In Berlin, we’ve one man one wife policy,” said the commander, pushing me out of his way.

His remarks triggered handclappi­ng from limping women.

“I’ve inherited two wives,” Joseph said, pointing to the ringshaped huts on the edge of the featheredg­rass Okamita River.

“We can’t inherit women,” said the commander, shaking his mop-like hair.

Soon, bare-chested teens giggled on his remarks.

“This order comes from Berlin,” the commander said, cocking his gun.

“Should I abandon my late brother’s wives?” the chief fumed, pointing his patterned cane at the commander.

“All circlet huts must be plastered into four-cornered huts,” said the commander.

“What?” the chief queried, poker-faced.

“We’ve to shape our huts accordingl­y,” said the commander.

“Square-shaped huts should have front and back doors,” said the governor, waving sketches of red roofed four-cornered houses. “These squares picture the four streams overflowin­g into the evergreen Rhine River,” said the governor, mopping his hair.

“There’ll be a penalty on circlet huts,” I said.

“Two shiny pennies for a circlet hut and one orangeyell­ow penny for a square hut,” said the commander.

Instantly, the onlookers babble about the new laws.

“We shouldn’t build with smelly cow poo,” the commander said, chuckling.

A troop of women whined about carrying a load of dripping cow poop on their heads every day.

“The ring-shaped huts block poisonous snakes from slithering inside,” said a historian.

Soon the governor expelled the hail-haired man from the meeting. First, I handcuffed the pig-headed archivist, and pointed a shoulder gun at his head.

By 1910, pathways of brick huts in Okahandja looked a lot like blocks of Berlin houses in the hero-worshiping outline of the Rhine River.

* This story is historical fiction.

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