DUMB STUFF

Contractor or farmer who drives on the Karapiro cycle track. leaving mud all over the first corner.

Having your car bump another in a carpark.

Boring rugby played by the British and Irish Lions.

Overpriced drinks at Cambridge bars.

Breaking your teeth on hard sweets. If you have a contribution for this column, please email your ideas to: mike.bain@ fairfaxmedia.co.nz