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Awee tale of rain, roses and scones

- — Megan Banks

The rain, the scones, the roses andmy bladder. Those were the big topics ofmydaywhe­nwegot hit with the second-wettest day on record onNovember­9.

Letmerun you through it. It started raining quite heavily around mid-morning.

This will be good for the reservoirs, considerin­g Napier had just announced water restrictio­ns, I thought.

Andgiven it wasawet day, I thought I’d dosome baking.

I’ve been on a cheese scone campaign recently, which is weird as Inever really liked them, but “cheese the day” I thought!

So outcamethe flour, baking powder, cheese, you knowthe rest. Into the hot oven they went, and out they came.

Myanticipa­tion was rising, myscones however were not. They tasted delicious but were as flat as a pancake.

I quickly put a picup on our Hits Hawke’s Bay Facebook page with a call for help, which uncovered the fact that something probably wasn’t quite right with the baking powder ratio.

I checked said baking powder, and yes indeed, something was wrong . . . if I had been making the scones in 2017 they would’ve been okay, but Iwas working with an expired pack.

While Iwas ponderingm­y

My anticipati­on was rising, but my scones were not.

stupidity, I glanced outside to seemypreci­ous newly planted iceberg roses swimming in theirown compost.

They were under a foot of water and it wasonly lunchtime.

I braved the rain, got a jug and scooped out the water, but itwas filling faster than I could scoop.

I tried to cover the dirt in plastic— that floated away. Next I put three big flexi bins around the roses, and they tipped on their back and swamawayto­o.

Don’t over-water the roses everyone said . . . ha, ha. Ihavemy fingers crossed they’ll survive.

Andfinally, during the day, I visited the bathroom around 26 times. I couldn’t work it out. Ihadn’t been consuming excessive liquids sowhythe heck wasmybladd­er on high alert? Well, after discussing it on the showthe next morning and putting 2+2 together . . . it was the sound of the rain.

Like Milli Vanilli sang (or didn’t sing) . . . blame it on the rain.

Ihope thisweetal­e has lightened the day ofmany peoplewhoh­ave somany morethings to worry about, thanks to the flood. Thinking of you all x.

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