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The ancient Mongolian emperor, Kublai Khan, owned 5000 mastiffs, dogs that weigh between 100 and 130 pounds [45 to 59 kilograms].

It’s a good thing there were no dog poop laws on the books in Mongolia in the 1200s. Picking up the poop of 5000 mastiffs would have kept him quite busy. President Barack Obama dutifully picks up after his dog, telling a television interviewer: ’’We go out and we’re walking and I’m picking up poop, and in the background is the beautifully-lit