Signs of contempt on New Zealand’s confusing roads
I wonder if the people who design highway signage ever put themselves in the position of travellers unfamiliar with New Zealand. Judging by the evidence, I doubt it.
Sometimes the most obvious destinations are omitted from highway signs in favour of places that only a few people are likely to be going to. It all seems weirdly random and illogical.
Travelling north on SH50 through inland Hawke’s Bay, for instance, there are signs pointing to Napier and Taihape. But how many motorists on that road are likely to be going to Taihape?
Bugger all, I’d guess. The lightly travelled road from SH50 to Taihape isn’t even gazetted as a state highway. Motorists on SH50 are far more likely to be ultimately bound for Taupo or Gisborne, but these destinations don’t show up on highway signs until you reach Napier.
By that time I bet a lot of travellers have stopped to check the map just to make sure they’re on the right road. (Yes, I know people have GPS, but who trusts it?)equally odd are prominent signs pointing to tiny places like Ongaonga and Tikokino while ignoring major destinations. Most people going to Onga or Tiko, as the locals call them, know where they are and don’t need to be told how to get there.
Some signs lead you on tantalisingly, then mysteriously stop. You’re driving into an unfamiliar city, say, and following the arrows to the city centre, when pfft! Suddenly the arrows aren’t there anymore. I experienced this recently in Tauranga.
At this point you’re on your own; it’s pure guesswork from here. Perhaps this is the signage guys’ way of amusing themselves.
And don’t get me started on roundabouts. Even on SH1 there are roundabouts where you search in vain for a recognisable place name on the signs as you approach. It’s only when you’re halfway around that you see what you’re looking for, often at kneeheight and half-concealed in shrubbery.
Then there are the useless signs that appear only after you’ve exited the roundabout, by which time you’ve committed yourself. Tough luck if the place names aren’t those of the towns you want to go to.
An expat New Zealander on a recent visit back home admitted being bamboozled as he navigated the roundabouts on the SH1 Taupo bypass for the first time.
His main complaint was that the complicated schematics were impossible to decipher in the few seconds available as he approached. More than once he completed a full circuit of the roundabout before figuring out which exit he was supposed to take.
I bet this also happens regularly with the SH2 interchanges in the Hutt Valley.
I’ve been tricked myself into taking the wrong exit on the Taupo¯ bypass. Yet driving overseas, I’ve rarely taken a wrong turning. Do our traffic engineers observe the way things are done elsewhere, or are they determined to re-invent the wheel?
My expat informant also noted that when approaching intersections with multiple lanes, there was often no overhead signage to indicate which lane he needed to be in. The only markings were painted on the road – not very helpful when they were obscured by vehicles in front.
This is a person who drives tens of thousands of kilometres a year on American freeways. If this can happen to an experienced driver who knows New Zealand well, how do strangers fare?
Do our traffic engineers observe the way things are done elsewhere, or are they determined to reinvent the wheel?
Do staff of the New Zealand Transport Agency, or whatever it’s called this week, ever drive the length of the country with travellers from overseas, or imagine themselves in the position of someone unfamiliar with our geography?
Somehow I doubt it. Perhaps they should give it a try.
And while I’m on the subject of road signage, how many times do you see temporary speed restrictions in force when there’s not only no road work being done, but no sign of any having been done in the recent past? Could there be any better way of encouraging people to treat speed signs with contempt?
Perhaps we should try the American approach. There, they don’t automatically impose arbitrary speed restrictions when roadworks are underway.
You’re more likely to see a sign warning that if your car hits a road worker you face a $200,000 fine and/or two years in jail. So if no one’s working, you can proceed at a sensible speed.
This puts the onus on drivers to be careful without subjecting them to unnecessary speed limits that encourage disregard for the law. It all seems eminently logical – so don’t expect to see it here.