Exclusive! Letters to Santa prove revealing
OPINION: We’ve hacked into Santa’s files and discovered all the best letters from sports stars.
Sonny Bill Williams All Black
Hey Santa, Sorry to bother you with another letter but I posted a photo on social media and now I’m in a bit of trouble. No, not that kind of photo! Me and the family were just on holiday in the Cook Islands and my little girl Imaan wasn’t in a car seat. Everybody went nuts so can I please have five more car seats? Thanks, you’re the best! SBW
Fiao’o Fa’amausili
relying on snail mail. It can get yous out of a jam if people take your words the wrong way. All the best, Shaun J.
Winston Peters
more time with Bronagh and I’ve even managed to keep Max out of trouble. He’s such a bloody character! Anyway mate, now I’ve got more time on my hands I’d rilly like some help with my golf game. Would be great if you could ask Lydia Ko to help me with my putting? I’ve been sending her loads of texts but I haven’t heard back. Must have the wrong number. I’ve got a game coming up with Barack in Hawaii and whoever loses has to have a game with Trump. At least you don’t have to deliver any presents to him or Putin this year! Your mate John
Lydia Ko good at golf then not as good
Hi Santa, How are you? I’ve been really good this year even though everybody thinks my game is falling apart. It’s weird how everybody freaks out when you don’t win any tournaments. I know the other female pros on the tour would like pay equality but all I want is for John Key to stop texting. He wants free putting lessons. I think he’s got more time on is hands now he doesn’t have to pop into the All Blacks’ dressing room after each test. Thank you!!!! Lots of love Lyds
Steve Adams