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The Australian malaise

The men in the baggy-green caps have long prided themselves on their ruthlessne­ss – and they’ve been lauded for it.

- By Paul Thomas

The men in the baggy-green caps have long prided themselves on their ruthlessne­ss – and they’ve been lauded for it.

Occupying the moral high ground can upset your equilibriu­m and cause hypocrisy, selective memory and unhealthy levels of outrage. The cricket world is ablaze with news that in the test between Australia and South Africa in Cape Town, Australian fielder Cameron Bancroft used a gritty tape to scuff one side of the ball to change its swing. But how many of the jeering South Africans paused to reflect that their captain, Faf du Plessis, has twice been found guilty of ball-tampering? Or that four years after former captain Hansie Cronje was discovered up to his neck in match-fixing and banned for life, he was voted the 11th-greatest South African? (He had died in a plane crash in the interim.)

Legendary West Indian fast bowler Michael Holding, in South Africa as a commentato­r, lamented that the saying “it’s not cricket” no longer resonates because the game once “held so high in esteem” is being allowed to slip “into the gutter”. But it has been there before.

Right here in 1979/80, for example, when the West Indies, with Holding to the fore, kicked over stumps, abused and assaulted an umpire, refused to take the field after a break in play and tried to abort the tour because some umpiring decisions didn’t go their way, a self-justificat­ion trotted out many times since. Captain Clive Lloyd carried on for another five years before becoming an Internatio­nal Cricket Council match referee and later chairing the ICC’s august Cricket Committee.

But the most striking examples of disorienta­tion on the moral high ground are to be seen in the miscreants’ native land. From Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to the

man and woman in the street, Aussies are united in shame and disgust. Cricket Australia (CA) made a sweeping public apology. The Australian Sports Commission issued a statement brimming with high-mindedness and indignatio­n: “The ASC expects and requires that Australian teams and athletes demonstrat­e unimpeacha­ble integrity in representi­ng our country. The Australian cricket team are iconic representa­tives of our country. The example they set matters a great deal to the thousands of young Australian­s playing or enjoying the sport of cricket … who look up to the national team as role models.”

Here, I suggest, we get to the nub of the issue: anyone who thinks this or recent Australian men’s cricket teams have demonstrat­ed unimpeacha­ble integrity, set a good example or been role models has taken their leave of the real world.

THE DAMAGE DONE

The ball-tampering in Cape Town didn’t take place in a vacuum: for years, the men in baggy-green caps have taken pride in being the roughest, toughest, most ruthless outfit in the game. Their indifferen­ce to the damage done matched that of English football club Millwall’s hooligan fans who chanted, “No one likes us, we don’t care.” And the public, from cricket- tragic prime ministers Bob Hawke and John Howard down, have uttered barely a murmur of protest when their team have behaved boorishly or worse. After virtually every ugly incident, CA has asserted the team’s right to play, and go on playing, “a hard, aggressive Australian brand of cricket”.

This was a particular­ly bad instance of ball-tampering: it was premeditat­ed and the leaders prevailed upon a junior team member to do the dirty work. But as former England captain Mike Atherton said, balltamper­ing has been going on “since the year dot. The level of moral indignatio­n is always slightly out of kilter with the offence.” He speaks with some authority – and feeling – having been embroiled in a tampering episode in 1994.

The tampering is a symptom; Australia’s cricket culture is the disease. Captain Steve Smith and deputy David Warner should be sacked because, over time, they’ve shown they’re more concerned with maintainin­g the Ugly Australian image than shoulderin­g their wider responsibi­lities. Coach Darren Lehmann should go, too, since he has encouraged them on that path. That’s the easy part. The more difficult and meaningful task is changing a culture that the Australian cricket community has indulged, if not quietly revelled in, for decades.

The ball-tampering is a symptom; Australia’s cricket culture is the disease.

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Left, captain Steve Smith, left, and vicecaptai­n David Warner kiss the Ashes urn after Australia won the series in Perth in December. 2. Cameron Bancroft tries and fails to hide the evidence. 3 & 4. Bancroft, front, and Smith come clean to the media in...
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