New Zealand Listener

WINNING CAPTION

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Bill Grant, Napier

FINALISTS

Ivanka: “I seem to have static between my ears.” – Sorrel Bovett, Kerikeri

Ivanka: “So, that new order from North Korea was for only two dresses, not two container loads?” – Janey Grant,

Napier

Ivanka: “Hold on. I think I’m getting only half the story.” – Christina Mander

In one ear and out the same one.

– Marg Dunmore, Dunedin

Ivanka: “Really, Vladimir? You want advice on my undercover gear?”

– Kath Jones, Waikanae

Ivanka: “If I listen to him upside down, maybe he’ll sound better!”

– Kevin Baylis, Wellington

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