What they said:
“hahaha, it’s so good!”
– Lena Dunham admires The Real Housewives of Auckland on Instagram.
“We got to get y’all married!” –
Bishop Michael Curry gets down to business at the royal wedding.
“We can’t wait to mock the baby’s accent and then claim it as our own.” –
The Project Australia greets the
Prime Miniature.
“Now we’ve all gone goo-goo ga-ga.” – The AM Show’s
Mark Richardson fails to get clucky.
“There could be some blimps on the horizon.” –
Winston Peters predicts an alien invasion or something, on Q+A.
“I fell in love with Prince Harry.” – Paddy Gower
shares his feelings on The Project.
“Mufasa won’t wake up!” – Get over it, Matty. “Mary Poppins is a woman and Santa Claus is a man.”
– Simon Bridges wades into the gender debate on The AM Show.
“I do get in the caskets to test them. People will think that’s weird.” –
Casketeers’ Francis Tipene.
“It tells you an awful lot about New Zealand that our big debate is about Santa.”
– Jeremy Corbett on
The Project.
“My cat Pussy is a real beauty. I love Pussy. In fact, my whole family love Pussy …”
– Jeremy Wells, just
don’t.
“It’s a patch of grass with two sets of posts and lines on it, ultimately.”
– Wallaroos coach Dwayne Nestor gets to the existential essence of Eden Park.
“Breaking news: I think I just saw Victoria Beckham smile.”
– The media goes troppo at the royal
wedding.
“I’m tired of talking about rich guys playing golf and what kind of organic radishes he’s eating.”
– Paddy Gower goes troppo reporting on Barack Obama’s visit.
“He really does look like a pervert.” – Unkindness for
Grubby the guinea pig on Seven Sharp.
“You don’t have to defend men. It’s acknowledging that women live with that sort of almost primal state of vulnerability every day, all day.”
– Ingrid Hipkiss schools Mark Richardson about the reaction to Grace Millane’s killing.
“We need to stop talking about Santa.” – Paddy Gower.
“Our father, who art in heaven. Seriously? What the actual f---?” – Offred/June speaks for us all on The Handmaid’s Tale.