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– provokes “We Jude are Dobson’s alarming heading appearance flashbacks. back to 5.30 on Dancing with Jude.” with the Stars “I’m impregnating not going two to make women you simultaneously.” feel good about

– Peak Aussie dialogue on comedy drama Five Bedrooms. “I won’t have a dysfunctional geriatric call me a

rat.” – Peak Winston Peters. “Live streaming turned into live screaming!”

– Cup 1 News’ debacle. Kim Baker Wilson reports on Spark’s Rugby World “They’ll be shitting themselves, quite frankly.”

– Sir Graham Henry, referring not to Spark customers but the All Blacks before their game against South Africa. “Yes, I know how it feels, you’ll shed a tear but for God’s sake we don’t need to hear about it!” – Mark Richardson would like the All Blacks to harden the $%#@ up.

“Oh, I’m on! I don’t know what I’m doing!” – He should be in primetime but John Campbell still brightens Breakfast.

“That f---ing family.” – Not the royals but close: the dysfunctional Lannisters on Game of Thrones. “Ooh, it looks like New Zealand has won. Oh no!”

– John Campbell, beside himself over England’s win-ish in the Cricket World Cup. “I won’t be bullied into playing the game that killed my mum.” – Prince Harry on the warpath. “Women have two naughty bits, men have one naughty bit. Boobies are still naughty.” – Punishing

boobie-splaining from Mark Richardson. “The reason you have to lift the pans oƒ the stove for a lady is for health and safety.” – Celebrity chef Marco Pierre White annoys Kanoa Lloyd on The Project.

“Good riddance.” – Winston Peters shows solidarity with some journalists at the beleaguered MediaWorks. “I couldn’t give a rat’s derrière what he thinks.”

– Winston Peters speaks for a weary nation about the opinions of Mark Richardson. “It’s as far away as I could get from our news without getting pecked to death by penguins.”

– Why The Late Show’s Stephen Colbert paid us a visit. “It comes down. It’s called rain. They don’t know

what to do with it.” – Trump’s historic thoughts on

plumbing. “This looks like a Pop-Tart filled with sadness.”

– We subject Colbert to toastie pies and other white bread-based Kiwi atrocities. “Look, my friend, good and bad is everywhere.”

– Abdul Aziz, who saved lives at the Linwood Mosque. “New Zealand is one of the best countries.” There’s something to hope for in 2020.