SIZE MATTERS
In a world where sometimes big is better, we get the down low from Gisborne’s Jules Bohumil Benacek Craft and the size of his goods.
How BIG is yours?.... Massive.
Mirror: Mirrors are for the self conscious.
Car Stereo System: I’ve only got three out of the four original speakers, I busted my front left one blasting my mix tape. Listen to Home Brew!
Biceps: There’s this massive workout craze at the moment, if I had a cent for every time I’ve heard, “Bra wanna work on arms after school?”, I could probably afford a gym membership. I like to work on my personality rather than my aesthetics.
Heart: Physically the average heart weighs about 250 - 300 grams. Emotionally I’ve got love to give, hit me up www.facebook.com/ FollowTheCraft
Homework List: F*ck don’t get me started.
Laptop: Desktop mate, the screen’s pretty wide like three hand lengths (depending on the length of your hand).
Weet bix bowl: Has a rough volume of 500ml.
Favourite waves: Six foot screaming freight train pits out the Nui! Pumps on a southerly swell with a strong easterly wind.
Crowd sat your local: Average, can’t fade or snake anyone in winter cause it’s all locals, come summer kooks galore and if you’re local the waves are all yours ha.
Tattoos: Non-existent .
Dog: Ruthless 100 pound pure breed Golden Labrador, he’s got a threatening presence and a temper to match. The king of Wainui Beach. Don’t F*ck with the Ka-Nu.
Quiver: Two Boards. Lost 5’11” Scorcher and a 6’1” F1 stub. Hit
up pits Tommy he’s been D at claiming the Board lately. Room, shapes a lot better then the
Biggest board: 6’1” F1 stub. Getting a 6’4” and maybe a 6’6” for Teahupoo next week! Shitting my pants, this may be the last interview I ever give. Frame it!
The scoop ice cream sat your local dairy: Size of my head (which if you know me is massive), Marcel hooks it up! Best pizzas, burgers, and chips too! Wainui Store!
BankBalance: $00.40, it’s not my wallet that counts it’s the size of my heart (about 250-grams).
Facebooklist: 801 friends! Yeow cracking it.
Hat collection: Two ball-er West snap backs. Pull every time.
Dreams: Pretty mellow. Want to go over to Aussie and become apart of the surf industry somehow. If anyone needs a front man for marketing their label I’m your man. Someone hook it up with a job or my parents are going to make me go to university.
Bike: Two 0.5m radius wheels, and a frame. The style’s called Monster or something, must mean it’s pretty hectic. Your walk home when youlock the key sin car at Gizzy Pipe after a mid winter session: Ha, no sweat chuck the
thumb out.
CarsRims: A little bit smaller than the tyre?
Carsengine: 1995 Toyota C-rolla, don’t know how big the engine is but does the filthy 90 degree drifts at the Centre’s car park.
ThePauainGizzy: J.R.H get all the silly paua’s bigger than dinner plate nipples, sorry can’t tell you where.
TV: 40”
MrsTits: Which Mrs?
House: Two stories. Right across the road from Stock Route. Love my house and Wainui so much can’t imagine growing up anywhere else. S.R.M!