POULTRY FOOD BOOKLOOK ORDER FORM
TITLE QTY PRICE per item
Nadene Hall & Sue Clarke, 144 pages, $19.90
How to Care for your Poultry Volume 2 (NZ)
Nadene Hall & Sue Clarke, 144 pages, $19.90
Chicken Coops - 45 Building Plans
Judy Pangman, 176 pages, $55
STOREY’S GUIDES $50 EACH
Eggs & Chickens
Ducks & Geese
352 pages
208 pages
Designs for different coops
In a small space on home-grown food
An introduction to ducks and geese
NZ Lifestyle Block, 144 pages, $19.90
How to Make Cheese (NZ)
Jean Mansfield, 78 pages, $19.90
Digby Law’s Pickle & Chutney Cookbook (NZ)
216 pages, $29.99
Digby Law’s Vegetable Cookbook (NZ)
304 pages, $29.99
Ladies, a Plate, Alexa Johnston (NZ)
178 pages, $45
The Grower’s Cookbook (NZ)
Dennis Greville & Jill Brewis, 176 pages $45
The River Cottage Cookbook
Hugh Fearnley-whittingstall, 450 pages, $42
River Cottage Family Cookbook
Hugh Fearnley-whittingstall, 416 pages, $65
River Cottage: Preserves Pam Corbin, 224 pages, $39.99
Home Sausage Making
Susan Mahnke Peery, 288 pages, $40
The Home Winemaker’s Companion
Gene Spaziani, 266 pages, $55
Home Cheesemaking
Ricki Carroll, 176 pages, $45
Making Artisan Cheese
Tim Smith, 176 pages, $50
The Home Creamery
Kathy Farrell-kingsley, 214 pages, $40 A look at the process of basic wine-making
Making Cheese, Butter & Yoghurt
The basics of making dairy products
Making & Using Flavoured Vinegars
Recipes for flavouring vinegar
THEY’RE A PAIR OF HORNED HOUDINIS,
You might even call them genies And their appetite for mischief is immense One is Maya, one is Lucy They believe that grass is juicy When it’s growing on the far side of the fence
I’m the one who did the digging, Built the fence with all its rigging, More secure than Colditz Castle, so I thought They went under, over, round it Where a loophole lay they found it And went munching on the things they didn’t ought
Like a magnet to their noses Were the most expensive roses While the flower border never stood a chance Through the spinach, beets and rocket Adding health foods to their docket They continued on their free and merry dance
Now the umpteenth sortie’s ended And once more the fence is mended There’ll be peace now for a little while at least See them round the pen go trotting Now with beards together, plotting They are cooking up another breakout feast But this time I’ll have them beaten Not another shrub gets eaten Not another Queen Elizabeth destroyed For I’ve called up my supplier Bought more coils of razor wire The perimeter has landmines all deployed
And there’s searchlights that will function Set at every gate and junction With motion sensors, cameras and the like See their yellow eyes a-gleaming I won’t fear their sneaky scheming Each plan defeated by pre-emptive strike
Now I just can’t help but wonder If I made a silly blunder When I gave that goatish pair a vaulting horse And it’s rather hard to follow Why the ground here rings so hollow And their bleating sounds like little bursts of Morse
What’s that Maya’s got beside ‘er? Could it be a working glider? And where did Lucy get that set of keys? Raise the shields round all the flowers Snipers, quickly mount your towers And someone send for reinforcements, PLEASE....