In the thick of politics at Fieldays
JANE BOWRON
Now that the charade of the follicle-a-deux summit is over, and the leader of the free world has announced he has denuked the situation, we can all breathe a tremendous sigh of relief.
The boys have promised to put their rockets away and stop playing war games at the end of the rug, leaving us to turn our thoughts to more pressing matters at home.
Big with child, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern barely had time to lay a hand on a layette before the prime minister-in-waiting, Winston Peters, scuppered the threestrikes plans of her justice minister, Andrew Little.
Shortly after that brutal reminder that, in NZ First’s top drawer, three strikes is the bottom liner, the coalition party prematurely carpe diem-ed with Shane Jones doing his block over Fonterra at Fieldays. For the last two weeks, the media has prefaced any show from the prime minister with suggestions that this would be one of her last, or the last before knocking off work to prepare for the birth of her child.
By Thursday, Ardern was still very much the prime minister at large, carrying all before her (and carrying it low) at Fieldays and getting rather snippy about having to defend Jones’ attack on Fonterra.
That was Jones’ personal opinion, rather than Government policy – end of story, Ardern repeatedly said during her walkabout.
The PM was having difficulty presenting her relentlessly positive sunny self. If Jones had suddenly materialised by her side, she looked as if she could have cheerfully slapped him in a onesie, laid him in a cowpat, and run a tractor over him a couple of times.
Talk about kicking a man when she’s down and about to have a baby. Even though it’s still baby steps for the coalition Government, and Peters has always maintained that he doesn’t give a fig for the polls, his party has been polling abysmally. It’s all very well hooking up with Labour to form a government, but it doesn’t mean that you have to get eaten up for your effort.
Peters’ fans were beginning to wonder if the old war horse still had it in him.
By Friday, Jones’ attack on Fonterra and calls for the sacking of its chairman (heartily endorsed by Peters) had produced a counter-attack from Lloyd Dowling, a mad-as-hell Waikato dairy farmer. Dowling described Jones’ comments as disgraceful, that if any head should roll it should be his, and that Peters and Jones should butt out of dairy business. Cowpat landed in, tractors rolled.
No comfort then for the PM that, in her absence, she has left the Government in a farmcalmed, safe pair of hands. But Peters and Jones fared better than Labour deputy leader and Corrections Minister Kelvin Davis, who has looked decidedly shaky, as in downright terrified, when he didn’t know the number of double bunks at the new Waikeria prison.
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