Choose Life (1996):

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f...ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f...ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f... you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mindnumbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f...ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f...ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life."