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@nineintro

Just went through the Mt Vic tunnel in SILENCE. I know it’s 5 in the morning Wellington but we can do better.

@samjarman

I notice Wellington Airport has taken down a lot of the LOTR decoration­s, and the ‘‘Middle of Middle Earth’’ sign. Presumably the ‘‘Lorde lives here’’ sign goes up soon?

@robotexplo­sion

MLM (Arbonne) seller on Lambton Quay by Whitcoulls noooooooo

@ptoothfish

I just got out of the sea at Petone Beach and me and the boy are rashy and sore is that a thing?? @jackmarsha­llnz

Unintended benefit of the rainbow crossing: it makes it so much easier to direct people to Cuba Street. I have used it as a landmark for customers at work several times. @jessicaave­ry_

6 years spent living in Welly and once again I’m lost in Te Papa. Uhhh help me #whywelling­ton @RJ_ComdianNZ

A woman is blasting ‘‘We Are The World – USA For Africa’’ on the bus. Do I need to explain what’s wrong with this picture? #WhyWelling­ton @BrentpCare­y

When its so hot your apple iPhone touch recognitio­n doesn’t recognise your sweaty thumb print. #whywelling­ton #WeatherWar­ning

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