MP rejects nude role on Air NZ

One of the most colourful members of Parliament has rejected an invitation to appear in a new nude bodypaint version of a classic Air New Zealand safety video.

New Zealand First MP, and Minister of Regional Development, Shane Jones appeared to have no interest in appearing in a 10-year anniversary edition of the airline’s famous “nothing to hide” safety video.

The video featured models wearing only body paint while explaining the safety features of an aircraft.

At a function in Parliament , Air NZ chief executive Christopher Luxon thanked Jones and the Government for its “consulting” of late.

His comments — steeped in playful sarcasm given Jones’ numerous attacks on the airline and its leadership — prompted audience laughter.

“I’m very proud to announce on the 10th anniversary of our ‘nothing to hide’ body-paint safety video, we’re going to bring it back — featuring politicians,” Luxon said.

He invited Jones, who was also a staunch critic of the last safety video, to participate in the new video.

But Jones, who was not present, later said: “I have started to resume my athletic duties in the gymnasium, but I would say until I lose 15kg, I wouldn’t dare expose what my wife, from time-to-time, sees, in public.”

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern thanked Luxon for his offer. “In my own personal opinion, cheese plates and naked politicians do not mix.”

“Although,” she said, “I would like to nominate Andrew Little — we have all seen the artistic rug in your likeness.” The nude depiction on a rug of the then-Labour leader was unveiled at the 25th Wallace Art Awards in 2016.