Super Rugby’s bad, good and brilliant
Nine rugby issues from the weekend, and a Super Rugby form squad.
Woke up this morning, but the Blues they stayed on snooze
Never has the primary school coaching mantra, “stay alert at all times”, been more appropriate. The first try Ramiro Moyano scored proved to be the difference as the Jaguares beat the Blues, 23-19 in Buenos Aires. It came from quick, clever thinking by Jaguares first-five Joaquin Diaz Bonilla, who tapped the ball and ran instead of kicking for touch. Good on him. But if Leon MacDonald was a sadist, the many Blues who were sleepily wandering back for what they thought was an inevitable lineout will be gasping through gut-busters all this week at training.
Tough sharemilkers seen sobbing
Now they know in the Waikato what it’s been like to be a Blues fan. Being whipped 30-15 by the Sunwolves was as shocking as a 50 per cent cut in Fonterra payouts. The comfort of believing there’s an unlimited talent pool in this country has been shredded. Without Liam Messam, Charlie Ngatai, and Sam Cane, the Chiefs looked exposed and fragile.
Player of the week
Ngani Laumape. A story that played out like Hollywood. A kid from the poor side of town comes home to Palmerston North and does it all as the Hurricanes beat the Brumbies 43-13. There was deft kicking. Blistering speed for his third try. And, while we knew if he ever joined the police they could use him to knock down doors, we’ve never seen him bowl two would-be tacklers in one go like his ricochet off Tom Banks and Matt Lucas. He finished with the quote of the weekend, “I had to play hard, otherwise Mum and Dad would have given me a lecture all night.”
Oh happy day
How great to see Dane Coles running like the wind, and, for his second try in Palmerston North, making an acrobatic landing worthy of a 10 from any gymnastics judge.
Try of the week
As great as the Canes’ tries were, the second Crusaders try in Brisbane, as they beat the Reds 22-12, was one for the ages. It started 81m from the Reds’ line, and saw six backs and two forwards handle the ball before Will Jordan scored.
Houston we have a problem
If someone as genial and measured as Kieran Read is speaking out against the new plan for a global competition, it really has to be a crap idea. In particular the snubbing of Pasifika teams by the northern unions is hardly unexpected, but it doesn’t make it any less abhorrent.
The mystery that is Quade Cooper
In 2013 Cooper boxed on the undercard in Brisbane to the Sonny Bill Williams-Francois Botha fight. Cooper was terrific, and showed he’s tough with a tonne of courage. So why is he such a lousy tackler? Cooper played well as his Rebels beat the Highlanders 24-19, but there was one embarrassing bid to stop Waisake Naholo that would have left any selfrespecting defence coach in tears.
Class will out
Beauden Barrett returned to the Canes basically from his honeymoon and played as if he’d never been away. Comparisons are usually invidious, but amongst other attributes he shares with Dan Carter, he’s a strong, potent, tackler.
Who is Will Jordan, and where did get to be so good?
The 20-year-old fullback is from Christchurch, but found his feet last year playing for Leon MacDonald’s Tasman team. He was so good at the world under-20 championships last year in France comparisons were made to Christian Cullen. Oh, and he was also a good enough schoolboy cricketer to have scored a century for Christchurch Boys’ High in the national secondary school contest. A squad from weekend form Fullback: Will Jordan (Crusaders) Right wing: Braydon Ennor (Crusaders)
Centre: Jack Goodhue (Crusaders) Left wing: Rieko Ioane (Blues) Second five: Ngani Laumape (Hurricanes)
First five: Beauden Barrett (Hurricanes)
Halfback: TJ Perenara (Hurricanes) No.8: Ardie Savea (Hurricanes) Flanker: Matt Todd (Crusaders) Flanker: Shannon Frizell (Highlanders)
Lock: Scott Barrett (Crusaders) Lock: Jackson Hemopo (Highlanders) Tighthead prop: Owen Franks (Crusaders)
Hooker: Dane Coles (Hurricanes) Loosehead prop: Joe Moody (Crusaders)
Reserves: Chase Tiatia (Hurricanes), Richie Mo’unga (Crusaders), Brad Weber (Chiefs), Vaea Fifita (Hurricanes), Liam Mitchell (Hurricanes), Angus Ta’avao (Chiefs), Alex Hodgman (Blues), Andrew Makalio (Crusaders).