Capital chatter

@NomGirlKK

Is it just me or does Lambton Quay smell like hot trash?

@NITROfilm

@NZPolice, thank you for hauling people up running lights and using phones in cars in Vivian St, #Wellington. Those of us who have to cross the street here every day really appreciate it.

@ajednet

Twice in two days that dangerous debris has been in the lanes on the urban motorway in Wellington. Who is responsible for cleaning up these roads? @NZTAWgtn?

@mjsqu

Friend of mine Onzo’d to Occasional Brewer tonight for a brew, he’s glad there are 350 more

going in as it’s getting hard to find an @onzo_nz in #Wellington at 5pm.

@andicbuchanan

I just got a survey from Wellington Free Ambulance and there’s some extremely careful wording that I take to mean ‘‘we’re sorry if we’re sending this to you and you’re dead’’. I wonder how long that took to put together.

@fantailtweets

That awkward moment when a judge grants a bail condition of ‘‘not to go north of Wellington’’ so the defendant can visit his kid in Nelson . . . Just been helpfully reminded that Nelson is technically . . . north

. . . of Wellington . . . Welp.

@ems_holland

Sooooo is Eminem only coming to Wellington to do a show to get his royalties from the National Party?