Capital chatter

@KrystleF

Wellington weather is a tease today. Saw sunshine out the window so went to sit in Midland Park and now my hair is wrapped around my face/stuck in my lipstick & grit has been blown in to my eyes. Back to my dimly lit office I go.

@h_yd_n

Just earned the ‘gust of wind pops open your shirt on Willis St’ badge. #whywellington?

@newzedland

Caught myself staring at a gentleman wearing a cowboy hat today. Not for fashion or political reasons, I was genuinely trying to understand how it stayed on in Wellington.

@Blurst_ov_times

One person at Subway Lambton Quay always gives a sufficient amount of serviettes and I appreciate them.

@GrumpyYetAmusin

There’s a place in Wellington that does axe-throwing, but it seems a bit WHY WOULD YOU?!?

@JairMcBain

Today in the most on brand move ever, I saw a pigeon flying around a barber shop on Cuba St with everyone inside in a panic. I strode in, gently grabbed the bird out of the air and walked right back out with it in my arms to applause. Yes I take bookings.

@HaggisKiwi

If you’re lunching at Lambton Square, could you please just eff off when you’re finished. So many diners circling for tables!

@nealejones

This is the worst Wellington sculpture news since that idiot broke the Len Lye water feature.