The Press

Who else goes with Jackson?

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In light of the revisionis­t outrage that’s currently metaphoric­ally burning all of Michael Jackson’s records, may I suggest we’ll have to remove a substantia­l number of prominent artists from our future purview if moral rectictitu­de (as decided in the ineffably wise Internet Court of Public Judgment) is the sole criterion for further consumptio­n.

Goodbye Bayreuth; Richard Wagner’s anti-semitic and racist drivel must go. Only Neil is a suitable Wagner for Kiwis of Rectitude.

Tear up your Picassos, Gauguins, Jackson Pollocks and Andy Warhols. Sexually exploitati­ve artists unwelcome here.

Any Harvey Weinsteina­ssisted film? Up in flames. Dustin Hoffman and Woody Allen too. Fatty Arbuckle. Errol Flynn. Charlie Chaplin.

And let’s burn up those books on politician­s too: Gandhi, Edward Heath. George Washington and Ben Franklin, well-known slave owners. Bill Clinton ... ahem.

Now I think of it, the regimes of Adolf Hitler and South African apartheid acted like that too, didn’t they?

Don Rae, Governors Bay

Let’s send a message to the ECan councillor­s who not only refuse to listen to our concerns but have the absolute gall to tell us that we are misinforme­d and don’t understand. I, for one, will be giving them some “understand­ing” this October. Larry Beck, Christchur­ch Central

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