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Put on your glad rags

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I was aware that times were tough worldwide but I didn’t realise just how desperate things are in Mother England until I watched The X Factor UK (TVNZ 1, Fri/Sat, 7.30pm) on Friday, October 13. It appears that the contestant­s find it necessary to rummage through rag bags to have trousers to wear on the show. These garments have obviously seen better days and it is with great sadness that I realise the extent of this youthful poverty. The distress of their situation is evident too in their loud and howling performanc­es – a sound that I am led to believe is these days considered singing. It’s tough going for them all right, as it seems clear that the caterwaule­rs are only likely to get through to the next level of the competitio­n if they receive the magic words, “I like you”, from Simon Cowell. Gwyneth (Tauranga)

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Simon Cowell

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