WEDNESDAY
Cars TVNZ 2, 7am
Voices Owen Wilson, Paul Newman. Another excellent animated film from Pixar set in a world peopled entirely by cars and other vehicles. ★★★★
The Unauthorised Beverly Hills, 90210 Story TVNZ 2, 12.05pm
Starring Annie Cobb, Max Lloyd-Jones. Made-for-TV movie about the goings-on behind the scenes of the hit TV show. Not reviewed.
If I Stay Three, noon Starring Chloe Grace Moretz. A talented musician is caught between life and death. Not reviewed.
Touched Three, 2.10pm Starring Sam Page. A nurse takes a live-in job with a dying novelist. Not reviewed.
Alpha And Omega Three, 4.05pm Voices Justin Long, Hayden Panettiere. Routine animated family telling an unremarkable tale of two wolves journeying across America. ★★
Mom & Dad Sky Premiere, 8.30pm Starring Nicolas Cage, Selma Blair. This deeply dark comedy takes the zombie genre into new territory – mysterious radio signals make parents want to kill their offspring. Cage and Blair play the afflicted parents and Anne Winters and Zackary Ryan play the kids who must outwit them. ★★★★
Killers TVNZ 2, 8.30pm
Starring Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl. This cringe-inducing attempt at action comedy lacks both of the obviously necessary ingredients to be properly placed in that genre. However, fans of Ashton Kutcher and/or Katherine Heigl will be entertained. ★★
The Heartbreak Kid Three, 8.35pm Starring Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan. Remake of the 1972 film has Ben Stiller meeting the perfect woman while on honeymoon with his detestable new wife after an all-too-hasty romance. ★★