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Happy birthday, Fiona the hippo! (Now please don’t kill anyone)

- - Washington Post

UNITED STATES: Fiona, the world’s most famous hippopotam­us, turned 1 on Thursday. The birthday celebratio­n, which consisted of her munching on a tower of tropical fruits at her home in the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden, was broadcast on Facebook Live and watched by thousands of fans who called her ‘‘sweetie’’, sent virtual kisses and told her they loved her.

This was no ordinary milestone. Born six weeks early at just 13 kilograms, Fiona survived against all odds.

Zoo caretakers hand-fed her infant hippo formula, warmed her with blankets and embraces, and massaged her gums when they were sore. And because they did all this on camera online, the pudgy-wudgy hippo, who seemed to smile through the drama, became a sensation.

Playing cards, fridge magnets, tote bags and cutting boards bearing her likeness were made. Icecream and beer were named after her. Obsessives monitored her like she was their own baby.

Even as Fiona expanded, she looked adorable and squishy enough to hug.

Amid all this heart-melting cuteness, the question from one viewer of Thursday’s Facebook party felt a bit abrupt: ‘‘When,’’ this person asked, ‘‘will she become dangerous to her caretakers?’’

The answer: Fiona already is. Very much so.

‘‘She could knock us over and take us down with no problem,’’ Christina Gorsuch, the zoo’s curator of mammals, said in an interview earlier this week.

The reality is that Fiona is a hippo, and hippos can be very deadly beasts.

While this one is only about a fifth the size she will be as an adult, at 295kg she’s as heavy as a bulky Harley-Davidson or a couple of refrigerat­ors. Her heft is one reason Fiona will henceforth be more of a ‘‘full-time hippo’’ as opposed to a ‘‘parttime hippo, part-time human’’, Gorsuch has said.

In practical terms, fulltime hippo-ing at a zoo means that Fiona can now be handled only through metal barriers.

Keepers who once cradled her 24 hours a day completely stopped sharing space with her about a month ago, Gorsuch said. Bottle feeding ended weeks ago; Fiona now gets hay, grains and produce. She’s being trained – to swallow big pills when needed, to have blood drawn from her tail, and to paint hippo ‘‘kisses’’ with her lips – but that’s also through barriers.

Fiona has taken the separation in stride, as have her smitten keepers, for the most part.

‘‘It’s a little sad to see it over,’’ but Fiona ‘‘can very easily hurt somebody, even without meaning to’’, Gorsuch said.

But hippos can also mean to, as Rebecca Lewison has seen with her own eyes.

Lewison, a conservati­on ecologist at San Diego State University, was researchin­g hippos in Tanzania several years ago when she saw a female anxiously nudging a calf that was stuck in the mud. Pursuing them was a male, which Lewison saw ‘‘grab [the baby] and chuck it up, then chomp it’’ with its enormous tusks.

Lewison inspected the impaled carcass, and went on to publish a paper on this never-before-documented hippo infanticid­e, which she theorises is driven by a territoria­l male’s desire to mate with a nursing female.

Being a fulltime hippo in the wild involves a lot of time in the water by day, Lewison says. After sundown, it turns into a ‘‘lawnmower’’ as groups ‘‘walk and chew, and walk and chew, and walk and chew’’ on establishe­d trails to and from grazing areas. That said, although they are herbivores, hippos have been documented dining on animal carcasses.

Hippos don’t consume humans, but regular run-ins with people have earned them a reputation as one of the world’s deadliest animals.

Lewison says no good data exist to verify that, but there’s no doubt that human-hippo conflict is on the rise, mostly because of hippo habitat loss, and deaths occur when hippos perceive their space or resources to be threatened.

In recent months, according to news reports, hippos have killed a Zimbabwean man crossing into South Africa and a Michigan woman on safari in Tanzania. ‘‘They, like, hole-punch you,’’ Lewison said when asked how a hippo can kill a human.

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