A few of my least favourite things
From shabby chic to beige-on-beige, interior design experts reveal which looks they’d rather not see again, ever. Katie Newton reports.
Colour trends come and go, but there are some colours which interior gurus generally draw the line at. Daniella Norling from Trove Interior Design names burgundy as a key offender. ‘‘It reeks of cheap velour, nasty, shiny polyester and key parties,’’ she says. ‘‘Somebody needs to knock that shade off the colour wheel, stat.’’
Norling also doesn’t like a lack of colour, or the beige-on-beige look. ‘‘It’s like living in a bowl of porridge,’’ she says. ‘‘When I see a home decorated in nothing but neutral tones, I see a person with undisclosed trauma. Seek psychological assistance and unleash your inner rainbow.’’
Hayley Dryland from August Design is specific: no plain, brightly coloured glass splashbacks on her watch, thanks, especially in red or green. ‘‘This is not the only way to add colour or interest to a kitchen,’’ she says. ‘‘If you do, make sure it ties into a couple of other elements (chairs, artwork, coffee machine) and try marble-look porcelain, mosaics, or printed pattern on glass.’’
And Leigh Aston, from interiors blog Townhouse Living, isn’t a fan of 90s-style blue kitchen cabinets. ‘‘Hopefully we’ve learned that neutral colours are a wise choice when it comes to something you might be stuck with for the next 20 years,’’ she says.
TIRED STYLES
Norling names the ever-popular clean and minimalist ‘‘Scandi’’ as her most-despised style. ‘‘Kiwis really drank the Kool-Aid on this one and gave it the biggest thrashing since avocado bathrooms in the 70s,’’ she says. ‘‘My family comes from Sweden and my embarrassment over this trend has left me with an identity crisis.’’
Becky Lee from Becky Lee Interiors names ‘‘shabby chic’’ as her look to avoid. ‘‘There really is only so much distressed furniture one room can take,’’ she says. ‘‘I would encourage shabby chic lovers to study French provincial style – it has a similar feel but is a bit more sophisticated and will stand the test of time.’’ WINDOWS OF SHAME
When it comes to window dressings, the experts have plenty of targets.
For Lee, it’s vertical blinds. ‘‘Were they ever trendy?’’ she asks. ‘‘Perhaps when they were first invented in the 60s, but I personally have never understood the attraction when there are so many other good-looking choices for covering your windows.’’
Dryland wants to see the end of pencil pleat curtains. ‘‘They are bunched and very DIY looking. There are so many other options – inverted, single or French (two or three
pinch), and the ‘wave’.’’ But for Aston, it’s lacy nets, which once hung in every suburban window. ‘‘These days there are so many alternatives to the frumpy dust catchers from your nana’s house.’’
THE WRONG WORDS
Norling calls the phenomenon of hanging words on the wall ‘‘the pencil-thin eyebrow trend of the interior design world’’. ‘‘It simply never should have happened,’’ she says. ‘‘I don’t need to be told when to EAT, DREAM or LOVE. I have a mind of my own, thanks very much. It is like putting PEE above your toilet – completely unnecessary.’’
Aston would extend this to any inspirational quotes whatsoever. ‘‘Has anyone ever ‘danced like nobody’s watching’ because a print on the wall told them to?’’
WOOD TO WATCH
Wood can be good, our designers say, but it can also be very bad. Norling points the finger at badly designed rimu furniture. ‘‘The fact that rimu is a native timber doesn’t make it a thing of beauty,’’ she says. ‘‘As far as I am concerned, the only good rimu coffee table is one buried in the back garden.’’ And according to Aston, if you’re doing wood panelling in your home, it’s got to be the real thing. Wood-look veneer is a no-no.
AND THE REST
Toilet mats and seat covers, free standing ashtrays, patterned carpet, moulded plastic fake Eames chairs, brown or yellow kitchen appliances and walls with two-tone paint effects all had unfavourable mentions from our experts. You have been warned.