KEEP CALM & PARTY ON!

How to plan a right royal wedding bash

LEARN TO PLAY TIARAS + TEACUPS!

If you can’t’t make it to SSt GGeorge’s’ CChapel ffor the nuptials, here’s a way to celebrate in style from your living room INSTRUCTIONS

STEP 1 Each guest is fitted with a tiara and a selection of crown jewels from the royal dressing table. STEP 2 Fill your finest teacups full of bubbly.

STEP 3 Take an elegant sip every time you see or hear the following on the telly:

Meghan wave to the crowd

Princess Charlotte and Prince George do somethingg utterly adorable

A hat better suited to a Mad Hatter’s tea party

A commentator says, “The party prince has settled down.”

Victoria and David Beckham referred to as “Britain’s other royal couple”e”

Prince William give Harry a good-luck wink

A royal expert says the word “commoner” or “humble beginnings” Harry shed a tear An A-list American celebrity or Suits co-star

An expert compare this wedding to Wills and Kate’s

An obsessed royal watcher

STEP 4 Bow or curtsy when you see or hear:

Prince Philip yawning or falling asleep

Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie in outlandish get-up

A commentator mentions Princess Diana

The Queen herself!

STEP 5 Take four long sips whwhen the married couple lock liplips for the first time as husband and an wife!