I am shocked that nobody asked me to go to Obajana Junction or ask to see the shopping list of my accidentprone governor instead of poking my nose in other people’s affairs

decision to take his son’s nuptials to Dubai. You are so dumb not to recognise Dubai as the new 37th State.

Everyone who desires to showcase how to run a country properly goes there. Governors who have run theirs aground take their investment summits there. Ex-this, ex-that people go there for sundry reasons ranging from sheltering their girlfriends from the eagle eyes of social media hacks to treating the common cold. Ranka shi dade, Alhaji