With Justin Akpovi- Esade

ACTORS Guild of Nigeria, AGN, president Emeka Rollas, was recently sighted early in the morning jogging with his whole family; that’s if you will call what they were doing jogging actually because what I saw was them strolling like people walking in the park.

Time was around 6. am. And before you ask what I was doing on Adetola Street at the time of the morning, you should know that Teeth 4 Teeth is EVERYWHERE!

The ‘ sad’ part of the story is that, Teeth 4 Teeth tried to hail Rollas, he and his all glamour girls family, all wearing nose masks, did not respond. But to God be the glory!

YOumay not know Nollywood fringe actor, Diggity Dunhill. Dunhill also sings, or well, he sings some things that sound like songs. But that’s not the issue.

Teeth 4 Teeth saw Dunhill in a Nollywood movie recently and somebody I knew as a very dark skinned man was looking like a Ramsey Nouah, not in looks o, but in colour.

Well, next time you see Digitty Dunhill, just hail him, don’t say I said anything about him here; he has a fiery temper. How do I know that? I know him, we used to hang out at celebrity restaurant; O’jez, inside National Stadium, Surulere, Lagos, before he relocated to the eastern part of the country.

Onwochei

SOmeyears ago, I took on Onwochei, described him as a ‘ pregnant’ star actor. He accosted me at our watering hole and threatened to ‘ beat’ me if I ever wrote anything about him that is not positive again. I was scared, because of his massive size, so, I agreed.

But Onwochei went back to the ‘ drawing board’ and started playing lawn tennis. We were cool then.

Recently, as I was driving my tuke tuke car around Ijesha Market in Surulere, Lagos, I saw my dear friend; guess he followed madam for shopping, and he was looking like a ‘ bouncing castle’. I mean it.

Bros, go back to playing your lawn tennis. You are one of our Nollywood idols, your movie Raging Storm left an indelible memory in the minds of many, including me, so, we cannot afford to be looking at a walking mini balloon.

IJUST checked and found out rave of Nigeria music industry in the 90s, Alex O blocked me on Facebook. What did Teeth 4 Teeth do ‘ for’ him?

So, this is an appeal, to everybody who can reach him, to please UNBLOCK ME?