The Guardian (Nigeria)

Of this world, your portion is very small indeed!

- By Afis Oladosu

IT does not bother me at all that you woke up today and y ou are bothered by matters bothering your brethren, male and female. It does not bother me at all that y ou are there seated or standing running after the necessitie­s of life. It bothers me a trifle that y ou are buffeted by the vicissitud­es of life, by the vagaries and uncertaint­ies of living and by the pursuit of that which would not last.

Yes. It is the will of the Almighty in creation that all subjects born of the womb shall toil and labour in order to enjo y and suffer. The worshipper of the Merciful shall observe vigil at night in order to qualify for His favours. The armed robber shall forsake the pleasure of his bed at night in order to visit pain in the neighbourh­ood and thereby qualify for punishment and eternal damnation. Yes. Those who shall enter paradise have to work and sweat; those who shall enter hell would have to earn it through toil and labour! I am not bothered by all of these simply because this is the reality.

I am concerned with one other thing, however. I am concerned with the possibilit­y that you are involved in the frenetic pursuit of this world on the assumption that y ou could indeed have it all. No! You cannot have it all. “Surely, the religion with Allah is ISLAM, complete submission”... Qur’an 3: 19

Nobody has ever had it all. Nobody will ever have it all. Evidence in support of these claims and assertions are there in your wakeful moments, in your everyday life. There she is seated. The pepper grinder in the neighbourh­ood. Every time her husband copulates with her, pregnancy sets in. Today, she is nursing two beautiful girls. Only a year before, she gave birth to a boy. Her husband is the Chief Messenger in that office. Yes. The Chief Messenger. To every profession its chief. There is the Chief Whip in the Parliament. There are chiefs in the palace. I wonder whether there are chiefs among thieves and kidnappers. Yes. There are Chief Lecturers. But there are no Chief Professors.

Now the Chief Messenger of interest to me today is he whose spermatozo­ic prowess is reminiscen­t of the “Danfo” driver in the other part of the town. The latter is loved and abhorred by women in the bus station by equal measure. They know that whenever he ‘ touches’ the opposite sex, often times illicitly, the latter would bear the ‘ burden’ for the next nine months.

This Chief Danfo driver owns no vehicle. He owns no properties. He has no investment in any blue- chip companies. He has no bank accounts. He knows that he is poor. He desires to be rich. But at least for now, he is contented in the knowledge that he does not have it all. He is contented that at least he has his virility and masculinit­y. He is happy in the knowledge that he is an active partaker in the unceasing task of populating the world!

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