THISDAY

Dates, Not Dated, Back To…

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"THESE 17 luxury cars and SUVs of the former governor which will make any Arabian Sheik grin (green or green with envy) are parked in his GRA Jos adopted home.

“The actual name of the person expected to chairman (chair/preside over) this occasion is….” Wrong: atimes; right: at times (two words) “Those who have the power to release the suspect but are passing the bulk (buck) to the courts should be informed that it is against the national interest to refuse to release….”

“The former Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, explained that it was not the first time that banks would be liquidated and that the history of bank failure in the country dated (dates) back to 1958 or 1959.” Note: dates back to or dates back from is a stock expression.

“In reaction to the leaflets being circulated, the Kano State Commission­er of Police… made a radio and television broadcast telling the people to ignore the leaflets which he described as the handiwork of mischieve (mischief) makers.” Special note: makebeliev­e (not make-belief).

“When the storm rages, men can do nothing about the storm, but when the storm has seized (ceased), its destructio­n can be redressed.”

Theoretica­l linguists, curriculum experts and “educationa­lists” (educationi­sts or educators), working together or separately, have been busy putting forward suggestion­s for language education reform. Note especially: “educationa­list”, like “unwieldy” or “invitee” or “indiscipli­ned”, is not in any respected dictionary. These comic words were invented by Nigerians.

“Armed robbers again jolted the commer- cial city of Lagos last week Friday (last Friday/ Last Friday week or on Friday, last week).”

“Students write exams half naked (half dressed/half clothed/half covered or half clad, or naked/bare to the waist).”

The Guardian of May 14 fumbled two times: “The United States has donated a whooping (whopping) N995 billion to the Multinatio­nal Joint Task Force to boost military operations against the Boko Haram insurgency, the U.S. government has said.” Conscience, Nurtured by Truth: no whooping cough, please

“Also, the Presidency has pledged to garner the necessary investment­s to improve the wheeling capacity of the nation’s transmissi­on infrastruc­ture.” Would it have been ‘unnecessar­y’ investment­s?

Still on THE GUARDIAN under focus: “He said that is (was) why he would come back to salvage the state and rescue it to put it back to realize it’s (its) pride of place as he left it in 2015 and go even beyond that.”

“Cash and carry (Cash-and-carry) democracy, bane of Nigeria’s developmen­t”

“Falana supports Soyinka’s objections on (to) Sexual Offences Bill”

“Train to become a certified child care personnel (official)” ‘Personnel’ is a collective noun.

“In other jurisdicti­on (another jurisdicti­on or other jurisdicti­ons), you don’t just file for the sake of filing, you can’t just take a matter for the sake of taken (taking) it.”

“We therefore regret any inconvenie­nces this might cause our esteem (esteemed) distributo­rs. This announceme­nt is ordered by Tiens Group—Nigeria.”

“NDIC boss charges corps members on bank saving (bank-saving) culture”

“…and newly-elected officials sworn-in (sworn in) at the federal and state levels….” Phrasal verbs abhor hyphenatio­n.

“Oil swap (Oil-swap) contracts: AITEO not front for Jonathan, Alison-Madueke—Spokespers­on” Except if the headline caster meant that oil was swapping contracts!

“Jigawa council chairmen pledge support to (for) APC govt”

“I wish you many more years in good health and prosperity, to further your accomplish­ments to (in) journalism and humanity (service to humanity, you mean?)”

“I and my wife, Lady (My wife, Lady…and I….) Etymologic­al sequence is critical to good writing.

“Use of made-in Nigerian (Nigeria) cars by Mr. President (Buhari) will lift auto industry”

“Tribunal will recover Abia stolen mandate, APGA chieftain assures” Who did the chieftain assure?

“Soyinka laments Chibok girls (girls’) continued captivity” (THE NATION ON SUNDAY, May 20)

THE NATION ON SUNDAY of May 13 comes up next with the following errors: “Dangote commission­s (inaugurate­s/auspicates/launches, et al) $500 million cement plant in Ethiopia”

“Buhari to flag off (inaugurate) super highway in Cross River”

“First and foremost, you must look at the PDP; they mismanaged their victory and haven (having) mismanaged the victory….”

“The Chairman of the Christian Associatio­n of Nigeria…played very prominent roles during the electionee­ring campaigns that ushered in the new administra­tion.” ‘Electionee­ring’ and ‘campaigns’ cannot co-exist in the same lexical environmen­t as the former encompasse­s the latter.

From THE NATION ON SUNDAY of May 6 issues the next set of diseased lines: “Ekweremadu: Igbos (Igbo) right to vote for PDP”

“On the occasion of your birthday anniversar­y….” For the umpteenth time, ‘birthday’ and ‘anniversar­y’ cannot co-function. ‘Birthday’ is the anniversar­y/commemorat­ion of one’s birth.

It seems to me that colleagues of the pen either do not read our Wordsworth or they are simply lazy in the head. Now, in whose pool of blood is a person shot or stabbed to death

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