For the Rich and Famous, the Fear of Fitness Instructors

Isn’t it sickening and heartwrenching that married women are the new sport to the creeps among men, not a few husbands would readily admit. To the latter, a married woman should be off-limits to the ubiquitous philanderer, no matter the circumstance. Notwithstanding this unwritten rule of indulgence, young, dashing Nigerian hunks have developed a striking taste for married women of all divides.

This clearly discountenances the popular buying which avers that a mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away – and she must be evidently single. These days, the identity of the mistress is undergoing remarkable changes; the image of the mistress as a kept woman far from the abode of her beau is outdated and in its stead, a brash, daring breed of paramour has re-emerged. Several young gym and fitness instructors are spiritedly vying for the love and attention of the next wild married cougar on the block. In the jostle, some simply settle for the foxy and neglected housewife next door.

This morbid taste for other men’s wives is nurtured and perpetuated across social grades and circuits. It is the reason many celebrity marriages crash and burn before they fully evolve. It is also responsible for several broken marriages in less privileged circuits.

While many husbands and victims of their exploits consider their choice of guilty pleasure creepy, the contemporary Nigerian adulterer sees nothing wrong in his exploits. Married women for your information are getting wiser and more daring than ever now. They are open to sexual escapades of any kind. Be it wild or modestly designed, having a relationship with a married woman is infinitely rewarding and more peaceful and mature than dating some modern, financial independent vixen.

Toyin Alebiosu, a fitness instructor, revealed that after being continually hit on and propositioned by rich, married women coming to his gym, he was forced to date two of his clients. “And contrary to popular opinion, I had the time of my life with those women. Married women are sweeter. They are more mature and they are better in bed. They are greater sex bombs than all these chewing-gum girls loitering the streets. More importantly, they do not bother you for money and other unnecessary bills,” he said.

A frequent caller at a popular Lagos fitness centre shared her experience, “My husband is a frequent traveller and it is due to the nature of his work. He is an oil worker. But whenever he is around, he hardly spends time with me. He thinks I do not know that he keeps a bevy of girlfriends at his beck and call. I am human too. I got tired of neglect and my vibrator,” said the mother of three. However, the rich men who are busy running after big deals are scared stiff even as you read. Some have decided to stop their wives from going for any fitness class. Sad!