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Aisha Buhari: Let’s Remain Calm

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You know any stone that touches mummy touches me even more. I do not joke with mummy o. As I am of the firm belief that judging by the coterie of presidenti­al aspirants we are seeing, we may just not get another First Lady this elegant and beautiful except maybe Saraki emerges. So it is for this reason, that I remain resolute in my love and support for mummy. Now, whether this would ensure my vote for their party is another matter that I would not want to delve into right now. This morning, I am only interested in the matter of the hapless ADC who has been accused of ‘chopping’ no less a sum than N2.5 billion. You see, my first thought is that this confirms Mummy Patience position that the position of the First Lady remains one of the most lucrative positions in this world. With no known skill set, but the ability to tie a beautiful gele and wear fine make-up, you will just be attracting this kind of donations and gifts. You see why I am watching my daughters very carefully in a bid to see which one has the potential of aspiring to this noble office. I tell you, with these kinds of sums we are hearing, is it not more profitable to go into this venture as a father? Anyways, back to the matter on the ground, please mummy in the haste to get to the bottom of the matter, let’s not forget to go through due process and accord this ADC his full rights as we attempt to unravel this mystery. Meanwhile, kindly confirm that he declared my donations o; na money we gather form town meetings o. I cannot come and shout o. Thank you

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Aisha Buhari

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