LEGAL HUMOUR
When asked, "What is a contingent fee?" a Lawyer answered, "A contingent fee to a Lawyer means, if I don't win your suit, I get nothing. If I do win it, you get nothing."
A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of Lawyers. They called down to ground control with their list of demands, and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one Lawyer every hour.
A small town that cannot support one Lawyer, can always support two.
Arguing with a Lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig: after a while, you realise that the pig actually enjoys it.
Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the Prosecutors see who your Lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "duck-duckgoose”. He tells you that he has never told a lie. A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me”. A prison guard is shaving your head.
How Lawyers do it... Lawyers do it with appeal. Lawyers do it confidentially. Lawyers do it on a trial basis. Lawyers do it until justice prevails. Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them. Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.
You Might be a Lawyer if... these jokes.
a short one.
named Bill.
whether it's verbal or written. examine her.