El–Rufai Needed in Magodo
Well, if you ask me the turning point in the Kogi elections na the alleged kneeling down to beg the people by this great politician El-Rufai. Well no vex that I put ‘alleged’ you know the man get thin skin for yabis before he start to pursue me all over the place and as dem don close borders I cannot run away. So as I no see the kneeling but hear say he kneel all I can say naALLEGED till I see the picture. Well my lord if this is true, then I will need you in Magodo urgently. Well our elections are around the corner and I am considering running for the highest office in the place which is the Chairmanship of the Magodo Residents’ Association and I really do need your kneeling prowess to tip the balance in my favour. Me and my Campaign Manager Niran over bowls ofAfang have agreed that I face an uphill task because, I do not even think that I have attended one meeting in the place.Apart from the noise I make on the WhatsApp Group and be shouting that I’m the Duke of Shomolu in Magodo which in itself is a contradiction – Shomolu in Magodo? Nobody has seen my face or even know me in the place. Now I have been paying my dues but only wait until the security men at the gate start disturbing me before I will now be paying in installments. But all of these notwithstanding, I believe very strongly that just like our brother in Kogi I am young and as such that is all the credentials, I need to be Chairman of this enclave of over 6,000 houses on my way to the Governorship of Lagos – Bourdillon permitting. So, you see why the need for you to come and intervene is very critical. We have plenty zones in the place, over ten so we will have to kneel in all the zones but in the MRASouth East Zone which has the highest numbers of registered voters we will prostrate and throw bowls of Afang into the equation. Please I really make this appeal with the strong conviction that if we do this very well, we will have the enclave within our control come elections. Thank you as you consider my appeal and God bless. Hope you have usedAboniki balm on the knees, they must be sore by now.Your political son, The Duke of Shomolu. I bought your book o, so it’s payback time.