The Manila Times

Survival of the unfit

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Inc., the Universal LRT Corp. unit of San Miguel Corp., Light Rail Manila Corp. and North Triangle Depot Commercial Corp., as well as the Department of Transporta­tion (DOTr), Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH) and the Light Rail Transit Authority. Finally DONE after 6 years of “yellow fever.”

*** The bags of Danny Buenafe of ABSCBN and Edwin Espejo of OPAPP were stolen by a group of men at the lobby of Holiday Inn Rome-Eur Parco Dei Medici.

— “When in Rome, careful on what the Romans Do.”

*** “Misreporti­ng” is an ugly accusation especially when there were support the news reports. Otherwise the accusation.

*** The yellows are wasting their time reviving the “yellow cult.” Capitalizi­ng on the sour exchange between the US and DU30, they are actively begging the public to return to the previous color coded “empire” disguised as safe Uncle Sam allies. Instead of strengthen­ing their party into a formidable alternativ­e choice, they pitifully chose to co-mingle with the majority clearly for “staying alive” in choice committee chairmansh­ips or membership­s. They thought that their political survival depends largely on remaining in an adaptive and safe-clingy mode. Party motto? To each his own.

Computer tips to solve health problems

Tired and feeling slow? Log off and log on. Stressed? Hard reset. Worried? Defrag. Confused? Minimize widgets. Sick? Call Dr. Norton. Feeling idle? Browse. Remove accumulate­d waste? Microwave Justin Bieber’s or Jaylo’s albums. Want to travel? Go To. Force somebody to look listen? Tag.

Hate somebody? Block, unfollow or unfriend.

Feel used? Ebay pre-owned.

Frustrated? Stop looking the mirror.

Your mother- in- law sance? Eject. Lazy to shop? Cruise at amazon. Hungry for knowledge? Ask wiki. Sex change? Reformat. Forgot who you are? Deactivate password.

Bored? Wear a snorkel and dive into an aquarium screen saver.

Hate your boss? Play Angry Birds and Warcraft.

Want to live a happy and normal life? Trash your laptop and smartphone. Want to die early? Keep them.

*** Methinks that at some point, too much reading between the lines destroys the essentials of what was written. yourself a or as at nui- *** That dinner hosted by the President for the top businessme­n in the country is worth every cent. It cleared the air for a better understand­ing of the economic path that the parties represente­d will pursue in the next 6 years. I wish this type of meeting will be a regular one. Then it can be a regular business feedback component in future LEDAC meetings. Time to sync.

*** The screener of the Office of Transport Security in NAIA Terminal 1 was suspended while he is being investigat­ed for asking money from a couple that led to their missing and a Jordanian, were allegedly questioned about carrying an ube jam in their hand carry bag. LaglagBala disappeare­d when DU30 caught to eat the bullets if found guilty. We hope that the official involved now will not be forced to eat the ube jam. He might like it and ask for more.

*** It starts with greed for money. Then the consciousn­ess of the power that comes with it. And then the obsession to hold on to both forever to control anything they please.

*** Antonio Manuel O. Guterres took of the 193-member United Nations (UN) on January 1, 2017. President Donald Trump is sworn as 45th president of the United States January 20, 2017. Assumption of both leaders coincides with the Year of the Fire Rooster in the Chinese calendar. As both are “apprentice­s,” I hope no

*** Good work, good deeds and good faith to all.

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