Insider brags about pal’s shopping spree
Mole was shocked by Vociferous Insider’s derring-do.
VI emerged from out of nowhere and engaged an acquaintance in a rather unwelcome convo.
VI suddenly brandished a check to the tune of millions of pesos.
High-profile Personality apparently entrusted VI with the hefty sum, to purchase several expensive designer bags for Curvaceous Sweetie.
VI obviously wanted to brag about the shopping spree. Never mind that the cash did not come from VI’s pockets.
Regrettably, HP and CS soon parted ways.
Did CS return those pricey gifts to HP? And what would HP do with those extravagant presents? Perhaps VI could find a buyer for those preloved items?
And we are referring to the totes, not CS’ ample assets!
Swap meet
Talk about a creepy coincidence.
Shady Character was spotted escorting Glamorous Beauty all over town.
There is persistent chatter that SC and GB are now an item—make that, Tinseltown’s latest clandestine lovers.
Alas, SC was previously linked to GB’s Vituperative Kin.
Interestingly, GB and VK are sworn enemies.
Is GB trying to annoy VK by hooking up with SC?
The plot thickens …
Tears for fears
Pugnacious Star raised a ruckus on the set.
PS was not being unreasonable, though. PS was only fighting for what was fair and just. Sadly, PS’ colleague, Saccharine Sweetheart, got swept by a tsunami of intrigues, too.
A mole overheard Trusted Staffer badmouthing SS and PS in the presence of the Big Boss.
TS, whose job was on the line, had no choice but to throw the duo under the bus. TS blamed the two for causing all sorts of problems for the crew.
After learning about the betrayal, SS wept buckets.
As for PS? Well, the tantrum proved to be justifiable all along.
Instant friends
Assertive Luminary snubbed Struggling Performer in the not-so-distant past. AL underestimated SP’s abilities.
AL would rather champion SP’s Gifted Rivals. In the end, however, the GRs failed to deliver the goods.
As luck would have it, SP turned into the bigger star. SP did extremely well compared to the GRs.
Now, AL is rushing to befriend SP who is understand- ably playing coy this time.
Is it too late to change sides?
Is there a social media site called Insta Friendster?
C for chutzpah
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
Who knew that Charming Celebrity could be deadly when it came to affairs of the heart?
Although not much of a looker, CC successfully snagged the most sought-after stars in the biz. CC’s confidence somehow compensates for a myriad of shortcomings.
Imagine that, members of the opposite sex trip all over themselves to woo CC! And CC has left a number of broken hearts in the process.
After dumping Stunning Newbie, CC romped happily with Alluring Hottie. But when CC got tired of AH, Popular Personality swiftly took over.
CC’s chutzpah somehow caused hysterical blindness among SN, AH and PP.